韭菜我新取的名字 - 股票

By Oliver
at 2021-01-23T00:08

Table of Contents

轉載自台灣迷因

不認賠好幾次我說服我自己
天國一輝長榮美德醫
賭身家下去 ALL in
潮水退原來主力只剩我自己
好不容易籌錢將損益攤平
你早盤的回應是跌停

韭菜我新取的名字忘記了套牢這回事
於是我追高了一抱就一輩子
曾盲目看新聞投資加入了所有投顧老師
如果被嘎死我會去怪外資

韭菜我新取的名字你出在我進的位子
要不是這樣我怎麼幫抬轎子
我砍在反彈的位置又套在新高點的歷史
你買房裝潢可是我只能壁紙

2330 茫茫股海卻又錯過你
買不下去四五字頭的台積
未來小孩問起對不起

韭菜我新取的名字忘記了台積的本事
於是我錯過了一次就一輩子
曾幻想買和牛狂吃如今連泡麵都是奢侈
如果有下次我會貸款投資
韭菜我新取的名字你裝潢留下的箱子
要不要送給我去公園餵蚊子

我活在萬六的股市帳戶的餘額卻是赤字
你繼續飆漲可是我只能停損

韭菜我新取的名字忘記了套牢這回事
既然已經套上一住就一輩子
說好的進退場機制手指卻不受大腦控制

如果有下次我會再買一次

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寫實到自己都 QQ了

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Tags: 股票

All Comments

By Victoria
at 2021-01-25T15:31

這個真的滿好笑的...QQ

By Rosalind
at 2021-01-30T05:44

這個很有才，說真的蠻有趣的

By Noah
at 2021-02-02T08:26

綠股粗韭

By Oscar
at 2021-02-04T03:03

不錯蠻好笑的

By Olga
at 2021-02-06T19:59

難聽水手還比較好笑

By Anthony
at 2021-02-09T18:14

笑死

By Odelette
at 2021-02-13T17:37

靠北mv太精緻了吧XDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2021-02-17T21:57

XDDD

By Adele
at 2021-02-20T00:46

好聽

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-02-23T11:48

幹以後歌詞文規格這麼高喔

By Christine
at 2021-02-25T19:45

By Una
at 2021-02-28T04:54

我牆都不扶就服你

By Zora
at 2021-03-01T03:13

片頭笑翻XD

By Kumar
at 2021-03-04T17:36

不錯XD

By Selena
at 2021-03-09T08:13

有笑給過

By Charlie
at 2021-03-12T12:06

裝潢留下的箱子哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Franklin
at 2021-03-17T00:34

哈哈哈推一個

By Zenobia
at 2021-03-18T22:17

XD超好笑

By Andrew
at 2021-03-23T05:02

笑著笑著就哭了

By Elvira
at 2021-03-24T16:23

這標準太高了拉

By Genevieve
at 2021-03-25T21:34

哈哈最近剛好看完電影

By Candice
at 2021-03-27T09:37

唱的很好聽耶

By Harry
at 2021-03-28T03:10

XD好可愛

By Odelette
at 2021-03-28T18:12

哈哈哈，真有才

By Rae
at 2021-03-30T06:59

太扯了

By Kama
at 2021-04-03T11:16

叫後面的歌詞文怎麼比

By Olive
at 2021-04-07T01:44

好聽

By Anonymous
at 2021-04-11T20:26

就說不要跟股票談戀愛qq

By Zanna
at 2021-04-12T13:43

笑死

By Catherine
at 2021-04-15T12:19

讚

By Rebecca
at 2021-04-17T21:19

厲害

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-04-22T18:49

以後歌詞文沒有含唱不給過

By Emma
at 2021-04-27T10:36

笑完就哭了

By Ida
at 2021-04-30T13:12

這高標準厲害了

By Erin
at 2021-05-04T16:49

神

By Zenobia
at 2021-05-08T01:11

好聽

By Puput
at 2021-05-09T14:18

可以辣好聽

By Jack
at 2021-05-12T08:43

一定要把標準拉到這麼高嗎XD

By Zora
at 2021-05-14T22:16

還不錯聽

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-05-15T00:33

看到這個我想到：
https://i.imgur.com/buyocFX.jpg

By Jake
at 2021-05-17T20:30

319的時候版友的“江南”，不知道當時接刀的gg還在
不在～當時還拿gg自嘲現在破千不是夢了

By Daniel
at 2021-05-21T02:32

用心給推

By Isabella
at 2021-05-25T17:02

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-28T15:47

後面松鼠把麵包叼走也太好笑

By Ida
at 2021-06-01T13:30

319那篇台積電股價低點

By Joseph
at 2021-06-01T21:12

希望他當初接台積能撐下來賺翻

By Isabella
at 2021-06-03T22:44

不瞞您說那篇就是我哈哈哈已經沒台積QQ

By Belly
at 2021-06-07T00:01

現在創作文都要附MV惹！？

By Yedda
at 2021-06-07T08:31

好聽大推

By Hedy
at 2021-06-10T08:28

R大太可惜了～不過那篇江南真的很棒XD

By Jacky
at 2021-06-10T12:57

感謝我自己都超越不了哈哈哈

By Xanthe
at 2021-06-14T12:42

有聲音

By Faithe
at 2021-06-19T06:45

有沒有少年股神版本的

By Victoria
at 2021-06-20T11:43

松鼠幾霸婚

By Bennie
at 2021-06-21T10:56

太高端了推

By Elma
at 2021-06-25T01:17

不推不行

By Joe
at 2021-06-28T02:05

5樓水手給個網址吧！想聽聽

By Michael
at 2021-06-30T23:57

太強了聽過一次歌詞就記住

By Anthony
at 2021-07-01T16:24

笑死還有MV

By David
at 2021-07-04T15:08

笑死推推

By Gilbert
at 2021-07-04T16:50

By Brianna
at 2021-07-06T12:16

笑死

By Hardy
at 2021-07-06T23:34

MV哈哈哈哈

By Puput
at 2021-07-08T15:40

推

By Regina
at 2021-07-11T20:27

可以松鼠三杯韭菜

By Elma
at 2021-07-13T02:26

00:51秒的套牢跟褲子掉了設定也太細膩了XD

By Sarah
at 2021-07-15T15:46

笑死哈哈哈太有才了吧

By Megan
at 2021-07-16T12:30

強

By Jack
at 2021-07-17T04:49

100分

By Ingrid
at 2021-07-18T01:06

By Frederica
at 2021-07-22T08:16

越笑越難過幹

By Callum
at 2021-07-25T06:19

剛剛聽完，還好我空手不然笑不出來

By Robert
at 2021-07-26T06:29

太刻骨銘心了...

By Elizabeth
at 2021-07-27T19:39

買長榮不敢不停損，買台積沒在停損的，這年代不同了

By Yedda
at 2021-07-28T05:17

笑死

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-08-01T22:20

靠背好好笑

By Sandy
at 2021-08-02T01:29

...

By Harry
at 2021-08-02T21:07

哈哈笑死，人才輩出

By Agnes
at 2021-08-04T19:53

https://i.imgur.com/wHhTEg4.jpg
哈，笑死...演員有航海王欸！

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-08-07T23:00

內容好真實壓體驗過的看完都哭了

By William
at 2021-08-11T01:37

好聽

By Elvira
at 2021-08-11T23:45

推拉

By Mary
at 2021-08-12T12:59

也太強XDDD

By Regina
at 2021-08-14T13:06

那句你比我還窮你知道嗎笑噴但也哭了嗚嗚

By Andy
at 2021-08-15T01:47

真的強，拍得也讚!

By Frederic
at 2021-08-19T19:27

太有才了啦

By John
at 2021-08-23T10:58

有梗好聽

By Ida
at 2021-08-23T14:17

好猛

By Odelette
at 2021-08-28T02:04

連MV都有了，真的厲害

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-09-02T00:49

歌詞看起來是真的經歷過大風大浪XD

By Ophelia
at 2021-09-05T06:44

笑死看到跌停真的有才這篇可以參賽吧

By Iris
at 2021-09-06T08:20

笑死XDXDXDDD

By Connor
at 2021-09-09T04:14

推推推

By Lucy
at 2021-09-10T20:17

超好笑

By Una
at 2021-09-11T00:12

xddd

By Hedwig
at 2021-09-13T13:07

還蠻好笑

By Queena
at 2021-09-13T23:56

笑噴

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-09-17T06:26

不知道為什麼聽完眼淚默默掉下來嗚嗚嗚

By Regina
at 2021-09-19T10:09

幹我的天……很寫照欸哈哈

By Catherine
at 2021-09-22T18:23

不要做這種事做得那麼高水準啦靠腰XD

By Selena
at 2021-09-27T03:48

笑著笑著就哭了

By Edith
at 2021-10-01T05:39

真有才，很有感啊

By Lydia
at 2021-10-02T15:09

很棒

By Candice
at 2021-10-07T00:51

等一下航海王有演欸！

By Gary
at 2021-10-10T02:35

太神了笑著笑著就哭了QAQ

By Rae
at 2021-10-11T14:41

笑死

By Sarah
at 2021-10-15T21:04

MV超讚推

By Jacky
at 2021-10-20T09:44

By Mary
at 2021-10-23T00:59

推

By Jake
at 2021-10-24T13:26

你出在我進的位置

By Bennie
at 2021-10-25T15:24

777777777777777777

By Quintina
at 2021-10-25T22:39

馬的真的太有才了超好笑快哭了

By Yuri
at 2021-10-29T17:30

好有才

By Oscar
at 2021-10-31T04:47

有才

By Sarah
at 2021-11-01T19:02

推

By Ursula
at 2021-11-02T13:49

笑著笑著眼淚就流下來了

By Una
at 2021-11-07T00:59

XDD

By Kama
at 2021-11-09T03:19

股版人才

By Thomas
at 2021-11-09T17:05

怎麼唱的那麼好聽XDD聽著聽著我就哭惹嗚嗚

By Hardy
at 2021-11-10T07:08

好笑XDD

By Eden
at 2021-11-12T19:45

股票演員手很美欸

By Christine
at 2021-11-13T19:24

甘 90%的人都有共鳴吧

By Frederica
at 2021-11-15T09:22

跟原唱一樣讓人不知不覺就哭了

By Victoria
at 2021-11-17T04:20

推

By Selena
at 2021-11-17T16:43

有才給推

By Charlie
at 2021-11-18T04:30

強

By Audriana
at 2021-11-21T03:21

哭，一出漲停兩支

By Odelette
at 2021-11-22T03:18

XDD

By Kristin
at 2021-11-22T05:01

推

By Belly
at 2021-11-25T18:28

神曲

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-11-27T15:04

歌詞用心

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-11-30T09:31

推

By Kristin
at 2021-12-03T18:49

最早的畢業歌我寫的，去年3月17，剛好谷底...

By Caroline
at 2021-12-04T17:33

2330 675T學長：

By Irma
at 2021-12-05T17:03

笑死XD

By Jack
at 2021-12-06T03:44

好聽

By Ina
at 2021-12-08T02:08

怎麼會笑著笑著就哭了哈哈哈 XD

By Annie
at 2021-12-08T21:42

幹這太好笑了啦

By Blanche
at 2021-12-11T15:00

唱得真不錯！有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2021-12-13T13:09

真的好聽又有才，希望還有下一首!!!

By Daph Bay
at 2021-12-17T01:16

靠杯，還有mv

By Harry
at 2021-12-18T04:09

神曲推QQ

By Megan
at 2021-12-20T04:02

太猛了

By Delia
at 2021-12-25T03:55

幹好猛

By Margaret
at 2021-12-26T11:00

唱得很深情XDD

By Yuri
at 2021-12-27T23:30

也太好聽了吧...浪費才能阿

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-12-31T07:52

邊看邊笑，笑著笑著…就哭了

By Delia
at 2022-01-03T21:46

好好笑

By Hedy
at 2022-01-05T22:29

好聽

By Michael
at 2022-01-09T23:44

英文歌名XD

By Emily
at 2022-01-12T12:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-17T11:31

超好笑 XDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2022-01-21T00:12

真的會在買一次XD

By Frederica
at 2022-01-22T21:53

滿分

By John
at 2022-01-25T13:19

哈哈厲害XD

By Kelly
at 2022-01-26T07:24

好聽欸

By Callum
at 2022-01-29T10:18

太優

By Lucy
at 2022-02-02T07:40

太有才了 XD

By George
at 2022-02-04T00:12

哈哈XDD

By Belly
at 2022-02-06T02:16

推

By Damian
at 2022-02-11T01:16

很順

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-02-12T04:06

我怎麼今天才看到相見恨晚

韭菜我新取的名字 - 股票

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