辦公室同事 - 股票

By Anonymous
at 2020-04-22T08:43
at 2020-04-22T08:43
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我剛好跟泥相反,
過年前,耳聞中國傳出疫情,
我帶的Team,裡面有一位肥宅PM(因為跟我一樣是肥宅,同根生,我很照顧他),
一天到晚跟別人推薦石油反一,
因為他人緣不太好,而且有體味,
所以同事都不太理他,甚至有女同事還嗆他說這個世界都要用油,
以為把油存在身上就可以亂放空啊(諷刺身上肥油這麼多,消耗不完所以想放空?)
我在我的辦公室裡面聽到這句話,默默低頭看著自己的肚子,
這位嗆聲的同事講的也有道理,只能低頭嘆氣。
傳個訊息給這位肥宅PM,請他寬心。
結果昨天早上,我看到這位肥宅PM的位置前面,圍著一堆人。
現在這個時間,我正吃著早餐,從我辦公室望出去,
這位肥宅PM的位置前面多了好多正妹(別部門的)來找他聊股票。
而且這些妹子眼神中都帶有崇拜的眼光。
不過,這位肥宅PM剛剛傳訊息給我:老闆,我不會忘記你當初給我的打氣,謝謝。
記得先把XX出掉一些,之後再接。
對了,年前嗆我的那位女同事,聽說買了不少正二,最近情緒不太好,老闆記得多注意。
附上我的對帳單,謝謝肥宅pm
https://imgur.com/DP1pVQp
--
補一點股票,免得被水桶。
其實,我自己周遭很多朋友,最近都跳進去買正或正二,
甚至到了今天早上都有人再說要去摸海期的底。
最常聽的話:
石油不會一直這麼低啦,放空沒搞頭啦。買著放著不會虧啦。
雖然元大跟金管會有問題,不過投資人買這些etf前大都沒有閱讀公開說明書,
連原油合約都不是很清楚,就跳進去買,會有這樣的結果一點都不意外。
最後,金管會勢必要有人出來背這個鍋,
炸彈越來越大顆,這到底要怎麼拆啊~
※ 引述《Francophone (aiuto)》之銘言:
: 記得過完年後辦公室一直有一位同事
: 到處跟人推薦原油正2
: -欸 這支啦 現在很低 趁低進
: 等油價正常就賺爆了
: -欸欸 好像不錯欸 漲幅會是兩倍嗎?好我也來買
: 然後昨天在辦公室聽到有人在吵架
: -$@*#聽你的壓了一堆在這檔,結果搞到快賠光了,我還要養小孩啊..
: 今天不知道會不會打架...
: 投資還是要聽聽自己內心的聲音
: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
: 1.發文前請先詳閱[心得]分類發文規範,未依規範發文將受處份。
: 2.若提及股號股名,且屬未來性的預測或分析有推薦意圖,
: 請寫到 [標的] 分類,否則將以板規4-1砍文處份。
: ----------------------------按ctrl+y可刪除以上內容。---------------------
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過年前,耳聞中國傳出疫情,
我帶的Team,裡面有一位肥宅PM(因為跟我一樣是肥宅,同根生,我很照顧他),
一天到晚跟別人推薦石油反一,
因為他人緣不太好,而且有體味,
所以同事都不太理他,甚至有女同事還嗆他說這個世界都要用油,
以為把油存在身上就可以亂放空啊(諷刺身上肥油這麼多,消耗不完所以想放空?)
我在我的辦公室裡面聽到這句話,默默低頭看著自己的肚子,
這位嗆聲的同事講的也有道理,只能低頭嘆氣。
傳個訊息給這位肥宅PM,請他寬心。
結果昨天早上,我看到這位肥宅PM的位置前面,圍著一堆人。
現在這個時間,我正吃著早餐,從我辦公室望出去,
這位肥宅PM的位置前面多了好多正妹(別部門的)來找他聊股票。
而且這些妹子眼神中都帶有崇拜的眼光。
不過,這位肥宅PM剛剛傳訊息給我:老闆,我不會忘記你當初給我的打氣,謝謝。
記得先把XX出掉一些,之後再接。
對了,年前嗆我的那位女同事,聽說買了不少正二,最近情緒不太好,老闆記得多注意。
附上我的對帳單,謝謝肥宅pm
https://imgur.com/DP1pVQp
--
補一點股票,免得被水桶。
其實,我自己周遭很多朋友,最近都跳進去買正或正二,
甚至到了今天早上都有人再說要去摸海期的底。
最常聽的話:
石油不會一直這麼低啦,放空沒搞頭啦。買著放著不會虧啦。
雖然元大跟金管會有問題,不過投資人買這些etf前大都沒有閱讀公開說明書,
連原油合約都不是很清楚,就跳進去買,會有這樣的結果一點都不意外。
最後,金管會勢必要有人出來背這個鍋,
炸彈越來越大顆,這到底要怎麼拆啊~
※ 引述《Francophone (aiuto)》之銘言:
: 記得過完年後辦公室一直有一位同事
: 到處跟人推薦原油正2
: -欸 這支啦 現在很低 趁低進
: 等油價正常就賺爆了
: -欸欸 好像不錯欸 漲幅會是兩倍嗎?好我也來買
: 然後昨天在辦公室聽到有人在吵架
: -$@*#聽你的壓了一堆在這檔,結果搞到快賠光了,我還要養小孩啊..
: 今天不知道會不會打架...
: 投資還是要聽聽自己內心的聲音
: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
: 1.發文前請先詳閱[心得]分類發文規範,未依規範發文將受處份。
: 2.若提及股號股名,且屬未來性的預測或分析有推薦意圖,
: 請寫到 [標的] 分類,否則將以板規4-1砍文處份。
: ----------------------------按ctrl+y可刪除以上內容。---------------------
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