股版有哪些讓你覺得好笑的詞彙 - 股票

Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-05-31T15:34

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如題
雖然股版常常籠罩豎殺的氣氛
但常常只要看到版友們有趣幽默的推文
都讓人會心一笑
甚至有時候我覺得看版友推文比joke版還有趣
不管是以前的空爆國巨 爽訂賓利
空爆撼訊 人生悲訊
愛情錸德太快就像龍捲風
或是像前陣子J哥常喊的


外資 小兒 有種別買 鴿 不需要
那種 霸氣 帶著 一定要有的 空白 一格
讓現在每次盤後法人買賣統計文下面都是一堆小兒
我就覺得好氣又好笑(還是我笑點太低?)

或是可可寧今天外資買賣貼文裡面的


本週 鴿,急,剛好又跟上了這週電影哥吉拉的梗,讓人會心一笑
還有哪些股版讓你會心一笑的名言呢?來聊聊吧,化解一下股版的豎殺氣氛~


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