股海老司機請進來 - 股票
By Doris
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一輛股市遊覽車載滿了散戶,
後面一散戶乘客對股海老司機說:
你這是違規超載,被逮要吊銷駕照喔......
老司機回頭淡定一笑:
吊銷,那得先要有駕照!
頓時,無數倒吸涼氣的聲音瀰漫在車廂裡……!
散戶問:
沒有駕照你也敢開啊?
老司機說:
沒事,酒壯人膽,
中午喝了一罐58,
老子還怕甚麽!
大家更是緊張得直冒冷汗。
然後又有一散戶說:
為甚麽不去考駕照呢?
老司機:
兩千多度的近視眼,
右腿還是義肢,怎麼考?
這時大家更是驚慌失措!
散戶又問道:
你不怕無照駕駛會判刑嗎?
司機:
老子有精神病還怕什麼?
全車人鴉雀無聲…………
一位散戶膽顫心驚地說:
我……我……我要下車!
司機:
下什麼車!剎車早壞了!
抓穩,下坡了喔......
剛剛看到的笑話,
笑著笑著就哭了.......
相信美國爸爸喝的不只是58高粱,
才會忽上忽下的暴衝。
你今天下車了嗎?
..........聽說今天停車
--
後面一散戶乘客對股海老司機說:
你這是違規超載,被逮要吊銷駕照喔......
老司機回頭淡定一笑:
吊銷,那得先要有駕照!
頓時,無數倒吸涼氣的聲音瀰漫在車廂裡……!
散戶問:
沒有駕照你也敢開啊?
老司機說:
沒事,酒壯人膽,
中午喝了一罐58,
老子還怕甚麽!
大家更是緊張得直冒冷汗。
然後又有一散戶說:
為甚麽不去考駕照呢?
老司機:
兩千多度的近視眼,
右腿還是義肢,怎麼考?
這時大家更是驚慌失措!
散戶又問道:
你不怕無照駕駛會判刑嗎?
司機:
老子有精神病還怕什麼?
全車人鴉雀無聲…………
一位散戶膽顫心驚地說:
我……我……我要下車!
司機:
下什麼車!剎車早壞了!
抓穩,下坡了喔......
剛剛看到的笑話,
笑著笑著就哭了.......
相信美國爸爸喝的不只是58高粱,
才會忽上忽下的暴衝。
你今天下車了嗎?
..........聽說今天停車
--
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