無言的合庫開戶 - 銀行
By Joseph
at 2020-04-02T22:34
at 2020-04-02T22:34
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近日因為要開薪轉戶到離家200公尺的合庫要開戶
跟阿姨級行員說要開薪轉帳戶遞給公司人事令和雙證件
行員:XX公司是什麼啊?沒聽過
(PS:XX公司是所有銀行的後台,這行員到底...)
所以我又給她公司統編讓她進系統確認
行員:最近有在其他銀行開戶嗎?
我:有,2個月前開了某公營公司的薪轉戶,但最近要換到XX公司
行員:那你就叫XX公司撥薪到其他銀行帳戶就好了啊
無奈的我:不行,公司有指定行庫
行員:抱歉,按我們公司規定,近期聯徵有開戶紀錄就是不行再開,你待原公司就好
我:我就是要去XX公司報到阿,所以一定要開戶
行員:要不然等你上班後,撥薪時再拿識別證來開戶
我:不行,我報到就需要提交資料了,上班後也不方便請假
行員:按洗錢防制法,現在規定比較嚴格,真的很抱歉@#$
我:叫你主管出來我跟他說
行員離開位子就去問主管,主管只看了人事令,
叫行員打電話照會完XX公司繼續開戶
行員:拿了零散的幾張A4紙(完全沒標示或說明填那)
(因我在其他行庫總行待過8年,填寫不成問題,所以就算了)
行員用質疑口氣:你的聯徵在近期同一間銀行拉了聯徵3次都是開戶嗎?
我:一個是實體帳戶,一個數位優存帳戶,另一個是信用卡
過一會
行員質疑:我覺得你證件照片根本跟你本人不像耶(同時叫主管出來)
我:阿..照片年輕時拍的,可能是現在發福吧
主管:有啦,有像阿,只是發福
旁邊櫃台的客戶和櫃員都笑了,接話:怎可以說當面說客人發福啦
主管:沒有..是這客戶自己說的,我接話而已(立刻飄走)
我只能笑笑,開個戶被當笑話,我真慘...
再經過行員800回合的審問,人事令報到正本還被收走,終於拿到存摺了
然後再到玉山開第二個帳戶
一聽我說XX公司,就問我是不是銀行後台有業務往來,照會完公司後
迅速填資料,我還先提醒我近期拉很多次聯徵,有2間銀行開戶紀錄,
行員也沒多問什麼,
就在正妹親切的服務下,開戶完成。
體驗到合庫跟玉山的服務真的是差太多
拜託合庫快跟上好嗎?
--
跟阿姨級行員說要開薪轉帳戶遞給公司人事令和雙證件
行員:XX公司是什麼啊?沒聽過
(PS:XX公司是所有銀行的後台,這行員到底...)
所以我又給她公司統編讓她進系統確認
行員:最近有在其他銀行開戶嗎?
我:有,2個月前開了某公營公司的薪轉戶,但最近要換到XX公司
行員:那你就叫XX公司撥薪到其他銀行帳戶就好了啊
無奈的我:不行,公司有指定行庫
行員:抱歉,按我們公司規定,近期聯徵有開戶紀錄就是不行再開,你待原公司就好
我:我就是要去XX公司報到阿,所以一定要開戶
行員:要不然等你上班後,撥薪時再拿識別證來開戶
我:不行,我報到就需要提交資料了,上班後也不方便請假
行員:按洗錢防制法,現在規定比較嚴格,真的很抱歉@#$
我:叫你主管出來我跟他說
行員離開位子就去問主管,主管只看了人事令,
叫行員打電話照會完XX公司繼續開戶
行員:拿了零散的幾張A4紙(完全沒標示或說明填那)
(因我在其他行庫總行待過8年,填寫不成問題,所以就算了)
行員用質疑口氣:你的聯徵在近期同一間銀行拉了聯徵3次都是開戶嗎?
我:一個是實體帳戶,一個數位優存帳戶,另一個是信用卡
過一會
行員質疑:我覺得你證件照片根本跟你本人不像耶(同時叫主管出來)
我:阿..照片年輕時拍的,可能是現在發福吧
主管:有啦,有像阿,只是發福
旁邊櫃台的客戶和櫃員都笑了,接話:怎可以說當面說客人發福啦
主管:沒有..是這客戶自己說的,我接話而已(立刻飄走)
我只能笑笑,開個戶被當笑話,我真慘...
再經過行員800回合的審問,人事令報到正本還被收走,終於拿到存摺了
然後再到玉山開第二個帳戶
一聽我說XX公司,就問我是不是銀行後台有業務往來,照會完公司後
迅速填資料,我還先提醒我近期拉很多次聯徵,有2間銀行開戶紀錄,
行員也沒多問什麼,
就在正妹親切的服務下,開戶完成。
體驗到合庫跟玉山的服務真的是差太多
拜託合庫快跟上好嗎?
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