學貓叫 - 股票

By Dinah
at 2020-03-21T22:26

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因為剛才有人在推文cue學貓叫：

我們一起補追繳
底部一直抄抄抄
看你線圖往上翹
不買就是小孬孬
我的心臟砰砰跳
看你開盤往下跳
你不給斷頭我就ㄧ直抱
每天都看你上季財報
催眠熔斷只維持一分秒
這筆錢多緊要
我想你比我更知道
你就是我的救命藥
有時候我又蠢又無腦
行情不對時又追高殺低
你總是溫柔的
能把我的心穩住了
我想要當存股好寶寶

我們一起補追繳
底部一直抄抄抄
看你線圖往上翹
不買就是小孬孬
我的心臟砰砰跳
看你開盤往下跳
你不給斷頭我就ㄧ直抱

我們一起賣葡萄（put)
底部一直抄抄抄
我不管景氣蕭條
只想翹腳數鈔票
賴在行情裡睡著
每天都幻想著你解套
有時候我又蠢又無腦
行情不對時又追高殺低
你總是溫柔的
能把我的心穩住了
我想要當存股好寶寶

我們一起補追繳
底部一直抄抄抄
看你線圖往上翹
不買就是小孬孬
我的心臟砰砰跳
看你開盤往下跳
你不給斷頭我就ㄧ直抱
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Tags: 股票

All Comments

By Irma
at 2020-03-23T20:35

還真的有XDDD

By Hedda
at 2020-03-23T23:54

有讚

By Frederic
at 2020-03-28T15:05

什麼時候要改編像昨天那樣的「死貓跳」

By Kyle
at 2020-03-29T07:48

唸你有心給推

By Regina
at 2020-04-02T14:12

有聲音XD

By Hedda
at 2020-04-04T07:24

這不錯

By Dora
at 2020-04-06T05:15

蠻好笑的比江南有梗多了

By Noah
at 2020-04-07T04:26

貓貓可愛

By Daph Bay
at 2020-04-11T18:12

幹唱起來XDD

By Carol
at 2020-04-15T00:14

屌

By Dorothy
at 2020-04-18T23:12

喵喵喵

By George
at 2020-04-20T20:52

By Agnes
at 2020-04-25T04:19

來賓掌聲鼓勵啪啪啪啪

By Necoo
at 2020-04-28T07:02

好洗腦XDDD

By Caitlin
at 2020-05-01T04:01

不錯喜歡這首歌

By Eartha
at 2020-05-05T15:34

有好笑，推一個

By Odelette
at 2020-05-09T07:55

作家多歌手少，有沒有人要唱啊～～

By Ursula
at 2020-05-09T23:48

幼稚園神曲

By Olga
at 2020-05-10T19:21

這個好！

By Genevieve
at 2020-05-13T14:17

XDDD

By Leila
at 2020-05-14T09:58

推

By Christine
at 2020-05-17T08:07

下一首該換lucy健康操了吧

By Selena
at 2020-05-21T02:14

這好笑

By Audriana
at 2020-05-22T02:56

有沒有正妹來獻唱？？

By Audriana
at 2020-05-22T04:28

這個不錯

By Blanche
at 2020-05-23T23:08

嗯有聲音甲上

By George
at 2020-05-25T07:29

不錯

By Cara
at 2020-05-29T20:06

你厲害

By Isabella
at 2020-05-31T12:40

這個有節奏感

By Xanthe
at 2020-06-05T01:37

強

By Thomas
at 2020-06-08T10:28

今天首唱就給你這篇

By Sandy
at 2020-06-11T08:35

擠霸葷

By Franklin
at 2020-06-11T20:08

好順口啊XDDD

By Belly
at 2020-06-12T03:52

笑死xD

By Caroline
at 2020-06-13T15:41

太優秀了

By Elizabeth
at 2020-06-16T06:19

有聲音給推

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-06-20T12:42

By Sarah
at 2020-06-21T10:28

應該找youtuber唱一下

By Mason
at 2020-06-26T04:23

強

By Christine
at 2020-06-28T09:38

這篇好

By Bennie
at 2020-07-02T16:44

推

By Anonymous
at 2020-07-02T21:20

這可以

By Michael
at 2020-07-03T15:49

誰來唱一下XD

By Andy
at 2020-07-05T16:03

被存股耽誤的作詞者XDDD

By Victoria
at 2020-07-09T22:44

推

By Vanessa
at 2020-07-10T19:27

推

By Quanna
at 2020-07-14T16:33

有聲音

By Dorothy
at 2020-07-15T05:15

聲音都出來了

By Eden
at 2020-07-19T06:28

好洗腦XDD
罷託妹子唱一下

By Caitlin
at 2020-07-22T10:17

股版太多人才

By David
at 2020-07-26T13:36

這押韻可以

By Agnes
at 2020-07-27T17:14

這首可愛

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-07-29T11:58

往下跳改往下逃，不然跳重複唱起來怪怪的，還有我沒
有妹子，各位漢子可以自己唱XD

By Poppy
at 2020-08-01T03:01

哈哈哈哈

By Iris
at 2020-08-04T20:21

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Dora
at 2020-08-05T08:49

幹害我跟著唱

By Ingrid
at 2020-08-08T15:06

可以給推

By Victoria
at 2020-08-10T10:10

By Catherine
at 2020-08-14T18:05

每天都看你上季財報......有感

By Jacky
at 2020-08-19T08:31

讚喔

By Hedwig
at 2020-08-24T03:29

我們一起飆飆飆

By Heather
at 2020-08-25T11:02

都聽到聲音了

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-08-29T03:24

幹股版都才子佳人

By Robert
at 2020-08-31T03:53

神曲

By Jessica
at 2020-09-02T08:29

可愛

By Candice
at 2020-09-05T06:45

真的有聲音

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-07T15:58

點歌點起來（投幣

By Xanthe
at 2020-09-11T16:00

笑死

By Isla
at 2020-09-13T12:13

有聲音

By Lydia
at 2020-09-17T06:08

殺低又追高是不是比較押韻XD

By Connor
at 2020-09-20T08:43

清新 XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-09-24T20:29

「追高殺低」改成「殺低追高」，這樣有韻

By Ivy
at 2020-09-27T13:40

滾

By Sarah
at 2020-09-28T21:59

By Xanthe
at 2020-10-03T00:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2020-10-04T13:13

讚!

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