存乙己 - 股票

By Olga
at 2020-03-19T12:14

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存乙己一到店，所有放空的人便都看著他笑

有的叫道，「存乙己，你股票又跌停兩支了！」

他不回答，對交易員裡說，「買張玉山，要十股台GG。」便排出九文大錢。

他們又故意的高聲嚷道，「你一定又不停損想繼續攤平了！」

存乙己睜大眼睛說，「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」

「什麼清白?我前天親眼見你一直攤平，狂狂借貸。」

存乙己便漲紅了臉，額上的青筋條條綻出

爭辯道「攤平不能算凹……攤平！……存股的事，能算攤麼？」

接連便是難懂的話，什麼「一張不賣，奇G自來」，什麼「十年線反彈」之類

引得眾人都鬨笑起來：店內外充滿了快活的空氣。

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By Adele
at 2020-03-20T04:58

有笑

By Oliver
at 2020-03-23T13:22

閱乙下

By Damian
at 2020-03-24T20:26

原來存股就是攤平喔

By Kristin
at 2020-03-26T19:56

萬點存股台下哄堂大笑

By Belly
at 2020-03-29T17:56

好酸好酸

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-03-30T11:33

笑了

By Kristin
at 2020-04-02T23:11

靠北無違和

By Daniel
at 2020-04-07T10:14

XDDD

By William
at 2020-04-09T20:44

難過到笑不出來

By Rachel
at 2020-04-10T01:15

還行

By Blanche
at 2020-04-10T20:09

給過

By Carol
at 2020-04-14T21:21

一邊笑一邊流淚

By Kumar
at 2020-04-19T13:02

可以

By Ida
at 2020-04-21T01:18

靠北股版快變就可版了

By Irma
at 2020-04-22T00:03

噫好我發了

By David
at 2020-04-22T20:39

也好想看背影~~

By Dorothy
at 2020-04-24T04:00

90，扣分是因爲沒有銅鋰鋅QQ

By Margaret
at 2020-04-27T00:07

妳各位再存啊

By Aaliyah
at 2020-05-01T09:04

這篇最好笑

By Michael
at 2020-05-03T00:46

厲害

By Lily
at 2020-05-03T20:31

這篇超好笑

By Caroline
at 2020-05-05T05:58

還少了一句經典一張不賣奇蹟自來

By Cara
at 2020-05-06T17:57

XDddd

By Belly
at 2020-05-08T19:04

有夠嘲諷XD

By Leila
at 2020-05-12T10:28

笑死但是難過

By Sarah
at 2020-05-13T09:16

專業推

By Lucy
at 2020-05-13T19:19

靠北

By Frederica
at 2020-05-15T10:42

笑死

By Annie
at 2020-05-20T10:09

這個好笑

By Hedwig
at 2020-05-23T17:43

哈哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2020-05-27T11:58

這個有水準

By Gilbert
at 2020-05-27T19:59

笑死XDDDD

By Donna
at 2020-05-28T08:51

By Harry
at 2020-05-28T12:39

XDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2020-05-31T17:14

By Frederica
at 2020-06-04T18:43

XDD

By Hardy
at 2020-06-06T10:14

幹有笑

By Kama
at 2020-06-07T08:52

有笑有推

By Belly
at 2020-06-11T00:53

笑死

By Mary
at 2020-06-13T22:02

熟悉的課文最對味

By Quanna
at 2020-06-14T01:24

By Belly
at 2020-06-17T01:40

靠杯笑死

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-06-20T10:30

笑死

By Kelly
at 2020-06-21T01:28

XDD

By Zanna
at 2020-06-21T14:29

XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2020-06-22T05:41

笑死

By Dorothy
at 2020-06-26T16:46

我覺得你要加一句
一張不賣奇蹟自來

By Selena
at 2020-06-28T21:57

笑著笑著我就哭了

By Lucy
at 2020-06-30T12:16

笑死

By Regina
at 2020-07-01T08:29

By Kyle
at 2020-07-04T01:28

瘋狂鞭屍

By Iris
at 2020-07-08T07:17

XD 甲上

By Freda
at 2020-07-11T03:43

甲上 XD

By Yedda
at 2020-07-15T10:31

這篇是三小XDDD

By Eartha
at 2020-07-17T04:33

笑死

By Elizabeth
at 2020-07-21T21:01

經典哈哈哈

By Emily
at 2020-07-22T09:40

存乙己是什麼意思？

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-07-25T07:09

回樓上，這篇原文叫孔乙己，是故事的主角

By Genevieve
at 2020-07-29T19:08

這可以 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2020-07-31T21:32

幹笑死我

By Quintina
at 2020-08-03T13:16

笑死XDD

By Lydia
at 2020-08-07T10:34

笑死

By Charlie
at 2020-08-08T04:39

這篇最好笑XDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2020-08-09T10:19

第一句就笑了XDDD

By Thomas
at 2020-08-13T11:48

可以有笑有推

By Jacob
at 2020-08-15T16:04

存股臭了嗎QQ

By Necoo
at 2020-08-17T03:29

這篇好笑

By Dinah
at 2020-08-17T13:06

這篇100分

By Carol
at 2020-08-18T02:28

笑死

存乙己 - 股票

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