GME 2037年 WSB未來文 (翻譯) - 股票

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本文為翻譯,原文網址https://tinyurl.com/4ybabsde
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The year is 2037. GME is $320 share.
今年是2037年。GME每股320元。


Both sides have held their positions for a decade plus,
at a complete stalemate.
The trench warfare has led
to distinct cultures and ways of life.
雙方已經抱著他們的部位徹底不動超過10年了,
這場壕溝戰造就了極特殊的文化與生活型態。


Shorting hedge fund managers and their progeny
now have a cult like worship of black holes.
They believe the slow dissolve
of their multi-generational wealth to interest rates
is their holy birthright.
Eventually they, like blessed light,
will be absorbed entirely by the One True Lender Bank,
and they will come out the other side clean and pure.
They must not hasten the process, though,
just as light cannot hasten its black hole rebirth.
It was born with a direction and held it firmly, for eons.
做空機構以及他們的後裔現在已經形成對黑洞的邪教崇拜,
他們相信放空利息對自己世代累積財富的侵蝕是神聖的權柄,
他們終究將有如恩典之光一般,
全然浸浴於那唯一真理的借款銀行之中,
並自另一側聖潔地浴火重生。
然而,他們卻不應加速這個進程,
正如同恩典之光不得躁進於黑洞另一側的重生。
打從出世之起他們即被施予了方向,
並持續緊握不放,直至永遠。


GME shareholders now live in a caste system.
Citizens wear physical symbols
of their number of shares,
like pieces of flair.
Children inherit their parents’ flair,
and weddings are arranged
so as to strategically join the shares
and average price of two families.
The vehicle of choice is a Tesla Short Bus,
and everyone prays
to Deep Fucking Value each night.
He answers their prayers by holding,
and they honor him by doing the same.
GME股東現在生活於種姓社會之中。
公民皆身著符號標誌,
以彰顯他們持有的股權數,作為階級的昭告。
子女們繼承父母的階級;
婚姻乃依據雙方家庭股權策略聯盟作為媒合。
最高檔次的交通工具是Tesla Short Bus。
所有子民每天晚上對 Deep Fucking Value祈禱。
 祂將以繼續HOLD來回應他們的禱告;
他們亦採取相同的行動,以榮耀 祂。



心得:
未來人開釋了,看來這場HOLD之戰還要持續很長一段時間。

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All Comments

Jacky avatarJacky2021-02-03
這樣也一篇 怎不去小說版...
Adele avatarAdele2021-02-08
哈哈
Delia avatarDelia2021-02-09
川普都下台了還在未來人,說好的川普連任咧?
Jacky avatarJacky2021-02-10
有才
Eden avatarEden2021-02-10
......太多了 真的不需要這樣
Sarah avatarSarah2021-02-13
果然
Sarah avatarSarah2021-02-15
混沌四神的子民稱呼這場戰爭為萬股長戰
Una avatarUna2021-02-19
不好笑
James avatarJames2021-02-20
川普沒連任 未來人太令人失望了
Oscar avatarOscar2021-02-22
川普2024年後繼續連任啊 誰說不能中斷的
Thomas avatarThomas2021-02-25
超酸 就是失去流動性的市場末日啦
Thomas avatarThomas2021-02-28
這能刪嗎z
Adele avatarAdele2021-03-01
未來 gg上看?
Ingrid avatarIngrid2021-03-02
幹...原來我們有戰場勳章的都入籍了喔.
Dinah avatarDinah2021-03-03
這連創作都稱不上
Ivy avatarIvy2021-03-05
滿好笑的我覺得
Frederic avatarFrederic2021-03-09
這三小 戰鎚4k?
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2021-03-13
笑了XD
John avatarJohn2021-03-14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatarXanthe2021-03-19
甲賽 空方不停手 哪來的錢一直投無底洞?
Leila avatarLeila2021-03-24
樓上 所以才形成黑洞崇拜壓
Ivy avatarIvy2021-03-28
XDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatarIvy2021-03-30
還要打摸久喔 。你們繼續撐 我不玩了