2015/03/04 盤後閒聊 - 期貨

By Wallis
at 2015-03-04T13:48

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選擇權的價差,不知道大家理解了沒
還不理解的沒關係,看看以下的故事就理解了

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一個男人向酒保說道：『打賭一百美元我能撤尿射進入在廿呎外的啤酒杯！』
酒保聽後看看那人已經喝了醉七歪八，撤尿一定亂射滿地，就接受打賭。
那男人拉開褲頭，向在廿呎外的啤酒杯撤尿，但射的滿地都是尿，一滴也沒
射進入酒杯。

酒保笑咪咪的拿回一百元，吹著口哨清理殘局。當他清理完後看見那人在
角落坐著喝啤酒笑咪咪抽著煙，很驚奇問道：『老弟，我不明白為什麼你那
麼開心，你已經輸一百元輸給我了。』

那人笑咪咪答道：『老兄，看到那邊的三個人嗎？我和他們打賭五百美元
我能在你的酒吧裡大撤特撤尿而你會笑咪咪，吹著口哨清理殘局！』

(空頭價差留倉)

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By Freda
at 2015-03-07T13:18

我還以為是奧修書裡面的笑話

By Emily
at 2015-03-11T13:44

我看完還是不懂，這不就是外插賭局嗎?

By John
at 2015-03-15T01:36

意思是我要在leo大的酒杯裡尿尿?

By Valerie
at 2015-03-18T05:16

結論是只有那三個人輸錢

By Edwina
at 2015-03-19T03:32

所以為了贏大錢輸點小錢是OK的　XXD

By William
at 2015-03-19T13:11

可是瑞凡....我都一直輸小錢贏不了大錢啊 QQ

By Gary
at 2015-03-24T00:15

這個笑話有神！！
多單留倉..

By Connor
at 2015-03-28T22:05

請問:今天只有我留多單嗎?

By Heather
at 2015-04-02T16:28

系統說起碼不作空@@....(這次真不敢亂搞了賠大了)

By Blanche
at 2015-04-02T20:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2015-04-06T12:51

明天嘎爆ag大熱淘淘...(咦?ag大也做多XD

By Thomas
at 2015-04-07T02:23

樓上我作多很久惹....

By Rae
at 2015-04-10T03:05

ag大救我的多單.......

By Margaret
at 2015-04-13T22:18

輸小贏大是高手阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Rebecca
at 2015-04-17T00:03

哈我怕尿尿滴到鞋所以我都不穿鞋子聰明吧！

By Dinah
at 2015-04-21T09:40

我都不小心尿到杯子裡虧500美元...

By Una
at 2015-04-22T23:45

元氣大滴到襪子不是更不蘇胡 XDD

By Faithe
at 2015-04-26T00:42

話說獵人大今天差點.......

By Linda
at 2015-04-28T17:25

多單留倉不要嘎我><

By Gary
at 2015-04-30T15:15

這笑話真有趣，記起來

By Joseph
at 2015-05-03T01:49

這浪人想起另一個故事約翰和他的三個朋友走進一家

By Damian
at 2015-05-03T16:28

酒吧看到吧檯邊坐著一個個性型男約翰就跟朋友說
他要去根型男搭訕朋友就笑他說不要在那邊肖想惹

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-05T02:27

約翰就跟朋友打賭五百塊三分鐘之內他就要坐在大包
型男的大腿上喝啤酒藍後約翰走到帥哥旁邊偷偷跟
他說我跟朋友打賭五百塊我可以坐在你大腿上假盧

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-05-05T03:35

你幫我贏得這五百塊美金我就分你一百～帥哥開心的說
好就簍著約翰坐在他大腿上還用自己的杯子餵他喝

By Emily
at 2015-05-06T09:38

硬惹

By Wallis
at 2015-05-11T00:04

尿

By Leila
at 2015-05-13T21:09

洨

By Ophelia
at 2015-05-16T23:08

啤酒喝玩婆酒之後約翰開心的和帥哥吻別回到目瞪
口呆的朋友旁邊收惹五百塊不但賺到新台幣一萬多

By Necoo
at 2015-05-21T06:05

口交
......... 可惡

By Michael
at 2015-05-22T17:34

還勾搭到一個大包型男帥哥度過惹一個充實的夜晚～
以上就是約翰充分利用資訊的封閉性創造獲利交易的故

By Regina
at 2015-05-25T14:35

事希望大家可以從中得到啟發創造自己的聖杯～

By Joseph
at 2015-05-25T23:32

小哈是賺太飽胡言亂語?

By Frederica
at 2015-05-30T01:04

型男帥哥的大包充實惹小狗哥的身體嗎?

By Olivia
at 2015-06-02T16:06

小哈傳授把帥哥心法

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-06T12:37

是我從影集中看到的啦 XDDDDDD 大家午安我要去睡覺
惹～ <>~~~ <>~~~ <>~~~

By Frederic
at 2015-06-06T13:55

請問是圭佑的影片嗎?

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-08T05:56

安安新手發問請問有人知道今天外資多幾口嗎

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-09T12:00

中國股市是要亡國了嗎？弱成這樣

By Robert
at 2015-06-11T18:01

外資期貨+3329

By Ursula
at 2015-06-12T10:10

中國股市??

By Rebecca
at 2015-06-13T02:45

抱著空單夾著懶蛋滴挫...

By Bethany
at 2015-06-14T16:48

慘...9600空單明天要被嘎爆了...........不好的預感

By Mary
at 2015-06-18T16:03

=_>=a我說我睡到現在第七天沒動單有人信嗎?

By Rosalind
at 2015-06-23T12:22

空手等待獵物出現，也不錯~

By Faithe
at 2015-06-26T11:50

=_>=a我早早就ALL IN了沒動到單而已喔

By Leila
at 2015-06-29T11:26

XXDDDD 這或許代表進場的點位可以再討論的空間

By Una
at 2015-07-01T12:15

摩台是看到鬼欸

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-03T08:24

期權3月4日法人留倉籌碼變化 http://ppt.cc/tk4q

By Jacky
at 2015-07-05T19:42

免驚啦我們的人說萬點見

By Robert
at 2015-07-08T11:38

原文有笑有推

By Andy
at 2015-07-12T17:18

坦克硬太久開始無力了

By Zora
at 2015-07-16T04:05

================ 大崩崩時代正式來臨 =================

By Liam
at 2015-07-19T18:16

故事哪有那麼落落長

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-22T14:17

現在這種時候最好不要留倉,外資態度反覆,看當天情勢才能
決定做多空

By Candice
at 2015-07-25T07:59

看來真的要崩崩

By Ida
at 2015-07-30T02:24

感謝今天兩則有趣的故事^,,^

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-03T10:51

崩崩爽歪歪

By Michael
at 2015-08-04T03:58

大噴噴之術~~~~~~

By James
at 2015-08-06T14:14

一路走來始終如一

By Joe
at 2015-08-07T22:56

救我

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-11T17:53

印度降息股市收 - 0.72% 可見降息已經不是萬靈丹

By Dorothy
at 2015-08-15T02:47

降息收到的效果會在半年內慢慢發酵不是一降就開PA

By Genevieve
at 2015-08-15T04:49

這個故事好像類似高進把墨水點上去的意思…

By Hazel
at 2015-08-18T04:28

我需要再說一次嗎，魯蛇們

By Margaret
at 2015-08-21T02:19

1990年我們萬點見

By Odelette
at 2015-08-23T19:07

大會報告：999純金壓力 9635~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Edith
at 2015-08-24T11:26

看來這波起碼要回測9500了空軍們～把握了

By Liam
at 2015-08-25T20:17

最近跟黃月對作必大篆

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-08-27T08:57

昨天空的小道賺錢惹還是小道好瞬間就百點

By Xanthe
at 2015-08-30T03:46

這下明天可是開_走低了？ XD

By Michael
at 2015-09-02T09:23

謝謝指教

By Kelly
at 2015-09-07T01:47

隨便空盡量空才剛起跌

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-07T10:36

崩到你叫媽

By Yedda
at 2015-09-10T05:51

小道今晚破個18000好噗好

By Sandy
at 2015-09-13T05:02

只會講別人，自己還不是見跌喊崩見漲說嘎...

By Michael
at 2015-09-14T14:07

鬼指都要死不死的...

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-18T21:19

三鴉懸空

By Elvira
at 2015-09-22T16:46

今天沒留空單的也吃不到~"~ 明天追空等著被__

By Ida
at 2015-09-24T10:21

http://ppt.cc/aWW3 2月對帳單

By Joe
at 2015-09-29T05:34

都給天哥賺就好了

By David
at 2015-09-29T22:27

這幾天才快把25嚇到隔天的不當操作給賺回來
25那天真的是白癡本金10萬真的不能玩原油當沖

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-02T10:29

還好今日只是留小多xd

By Catherine
at 2015-10-02T12:18

最近官股賣翻了看看明天會不會買

By Iris
at 2015-10-06T00:13

好佳在我今天多單平推翻空單

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-09T21:48

我一口小台95空單套牢中...

By Hardy
at 2015-10-11T05:29

別怕明天還是死魚

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-15T15:56

YF大你用小油不適合沖啊……

By Puput
at 2015-10-19T12:47

阿不就好棒棒

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-21T02:56

我也覺得明天是死魚...

By Elvira
at 2015-10-22T14:46

yf大小原油一口七萬多台幣你敢用十萬沖

By Leila
at 2015-10-27T13:35

我是用50萬做小原油 10萬我可能只敢做小台

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-31T17:35

貨幣混亂時代要開啟了

By Puput
at 2015-11-02T05:41

空軍又要爽晚上跟開盤15分鐘嗎？

By Annie
at 2015-11-04T00:17

今天歐台難得有反應

By Rae
at 2015-11-04T17:37

把自己逼到極限才能把view練得準阿

By Quanna
at 2015-11-04T20:01

等喊膩了我再來……

By Selena
at 2015-11-07T14:28

18100沒突破以前都是空方掌控設好停利就可以睡惹

By Iris
at 2015-11-10T12:43

好像很會睡一樣

By Susan
at 2015-11-14T05:57

18000快破惹真快

By Mia
at 2015-11-17T07:22

呵呵呵

By Blanche
at 2015-11-20T21:18

元宵崩盤倒數

By Donna
at 2015-11-22T21:11

歐股壞掉了嗎...

By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-23T07:06

結果德國在拉

By Valerie
at 2015-11-26T12:57

摩台跌了快3大點~ 但明天開盤會不會跌不到60點？

By Isla
at 2015-11-27T11:19

再說一次：

By Callum
at 2015-11-30T11:29

我愛妳

By Isla
at 2015-12-01T01:24

三隻鴨子跳空可不容忽視唷…救命!

By Liam
at 2015-12-05T18:20

http://ppt.cc/dizZ
油又跳水

By Sandy
at 2015-12-05T20:33

美股太早崩通常不是好事。第四節.....

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-08T23:43

崩到底

By Hedy
at 2015-12-09T17:47

布嬸: 我們的人 520道瓊萬點見

By Margaret
at 2015-12-13T21:56

德股也太猛

By Robert
at 2015-12-15T02:06

道瓊萬點XDDD

By Doris
at 2015-12-15T16:50

道瓊萬點害我笑翻

By Candice
at 2015-12-19T13:08

難得歐股沒跟美股

By Hedwig
at 2015-12-24T11:33

谷月涵好厲害

By Cara
at 2015-12-26T05:15

AITT比較神喊完隔天立刻下單可以空9683

By Eden
at 2015-12-27T06:01

一堆小笨蛋，小道瓊會收18100以上的...

By Belly
at 2016-01-01T05:28

布神還做台指嗎？

By Freda
at 2016-01-01T07:16

不做啦，只做海期...台指我們的人會作價...

By Kumar
at 2016-01-05T12:12

@@你們的人...

By Annie
at 2016-01-06T14:28

看錯看懂了

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-01-08T23:09

你一喊美股直奔18100...........

By Kumar
at 2016-01-12T00:38

一堆小阿呆，美股創新高回測頸線18000附近
送分題不買真是小阿呆...

By Victoria
at 2016-01-15T23:55

德國沒空軍了...

By Zanna
at 2016-01-19T16:53

今晚大眾商品好嗨！

By Brianna
at 2016-01-21T03:04

突破->頭部->回測缺口支撐->往上測頭部壓力->回上昇軌道

By Catherine
at 2016-01-23T20:38

[新聞]台股不會延長交易時間

By Oscar
at 2016-01-27T11:02

交易所今年要推etf期貨延長交易

By Blanche
at 2016-01-29T04:17

http://ppt.cc/0LbG

By Edwina
at 2016-01-30T10:49

CLOTMEN....我說的9635 999純金壓力是指結算日~

By Joe
at 2016-02-01T10:58

過了結算日,仍屬盤整段~95XX~96XX區間打混~

By James
at 2016-02-06T04:24

不過仍要提防會不會被打到946X來~??

By Wallis
at 2016-02-08T20:26

大會報告不排除仍要提防純金變K金嘿嘿嘿......

By Ula
at 2016-02-11T01:55

先別管純金999了。請問今天會噴噴嗎

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